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Funny Father's Day Card For Bald Dad - Happy Father's Day To You & Your Shiny Bald Head

£399

Funny Father's Day Card For Bald Dad - Happy Father's Day To You & Your Shiny Bald Head

It's shiny. It's smooth. It deserves its own Father's Day mention. This card's for the bald dad who takes the piss out of himself before anyone else gets the chance - and wears it like a badge of honour.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:

  • Bald dads who've heard every joke and still find them funny
  • Sons and daughters who've been making bald jokes since they could talk
  • Funny Father's Day cards for bald dads
  • Anyone whose dad is more chrome than hair

This funny Father's Day card for bald dads is the one he'll stick on the fridge.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Father's Day
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Happy Father's Day to you & your shiny bald head

 

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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.