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Bunch of Cunts Multi-Pack

£1000

This pack is for the people in your life where "cunt" is a term of endearment. You know who they are, and so do they.

It's five birthday cards built around the most versatile word in the British language. They're ready for every mate who'd be genuinely hurt if you sent them something with a teddy bear on it.

What's inside:

  • Any Old Cunt
  • One Cunt to Another
  • Cunts Get Cake
  • Still a Fucking Cunt
  • Just Another Cunt with a Birthday

The details:

  • 5 x A5 cards, 300gsm gloss
  • Blank inside for your own personal abuse
  • White envelopes included
  • Designed in Newcastle

UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.

BORING CARDS ARE FOR BORING BASTARDS

  • 5 STAR FILTH

    Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real life daredevils like you who bought our rude cards and lived to tell the tale.

  • SEND DIRECT

    Add your own filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. (Well Royal Mail will) No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

  • NO FUCKING AROUND

    Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you fucking useless bastard.