Rude Birthday Cards

Welcome to Wottahoot — home of the UK's most hilariously offensive rude birthday cards.  If you're done with safe, predictable, "wishing you sunshine and rainbows" birthday cards, you're in exactly the right place. Our rude birthday cards say what everyone's actually thinking — just with more swearing, more attitude, and a lot more personality.  Whether you need a rude birthday card for her, a brilliantly offensive card for him, or something for a milestone birthday that deserves more than a generic supermarket card, we've got the full range. From sweary one-liners to gloriously filthy punchlines, every card in our collection is designed to get a proper reaction.  All our rude cards are printed on premium 300gsm gloss A5 card stock with a white envelope included — because even offensive cards deserve to look the part.  Boring cards are for boring people. You're not boring.