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Rude Birthday Card for Him - "Massive Knob" Funny Birthday Card

£399

Rude Birthday Card for Him - "Massive Knob" Funny Birthday Card

This is the birthday card for lads who can take it. "Happy Birthday to you & your massive knob" is pure lads banter - the kind where everyone knows you're saying it with a grin. Perfect for partners, best mates, or anyone who doesn't need you to explain the joke.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Partners celebrating their men
  • Best male friends with no filters
  • Friend groups with explicit humour
  • Men confident in their bodies
  • Anyone celebrating masculine pride

This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful confidence of men who don't care what anyone thinks. It's crude, it's funny, and it's absolutely celebratory.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Happy Birthday to you & your massive knob

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.