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Funny Father's Day Card - Dad Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption

£399

Funny Father's Day Card - Dad Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption

He had options. He kept you anyway. Honestly, that's worth acknowledging. A funny, slightly dark Father's Day card that gets right to the point - thanks for not getting rid of me, Dad.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:

  • Families who joke about everything, including the stuff you're not supposed to
  • Dads who've been making this threat since 1998
  • Funny dark humour Father's Day cards
  • Sons and daughters who know they pushed it

This funny Father's Day card is dark, brilliant, and Dad will absolutely love it.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Father's Day
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Dad thanks for not putting me up for adoption

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.