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Funny Birthday Card - On Special Days Knobheads Get Cake

£399

Funny Birthday Card - On Special Days Like Today Knobheads Like You Get Cake

Not everyone gets cake. Just the knobheads. And today, that's you. This is the birthday card that sits right in the sweet spot - cheeky enough to raise a laugh, mild enough that you could probably get away with giving it to your boss. Probably.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The friend who is lovably, undeniably a bit of a knobhead
  • Workmates and colleagues you want to wind up on their birthday
  • Funny birthday cards that are cheeky without going full nuclear
  • Him or her - knobheads come in all shapes and sizes

This funny birthday card is the one everyone at the party wants to read out loud.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message On special days like today, knobheads like you get cake. Happy Birthday

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.