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Rude Birthday Card for Her - Betty Beef Curtains

£399

Rude Birthday Card - "Betty Beef Curtains"

Every friendship group has a Betty Beef Curtains. She's the one who says the unsayable, laughs louder than anyone at the table and would be genuinely gutted if you sent her something with a watercolour kitten on it. This bright pink card wishes her a great birthday with lovely manners, then gives her a nickname she'll never live down.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The best mate who's earned a proper nickname Sisters, girlfriends, wives and anyone else with a filthy sense of humour
  • The friend who'll show it to everyone at her party before the cake comes out
  • Anyone who reckons a normal birthday card would be an insult

Sweet on the outside, absolutely rank on the inside. Just like her.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Have a great birthday Betty Beef Curtains


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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.

BORING CARDS ARE FOR BORING BASTARDS

  • 5 STAR FILTH

    Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real life daredevils like you who bought our rude cards and lived to tell the tale.

  • SEND DIRECT

    Add your own filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. (Well Royal Mail will) No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

  • NO FUCKING AROUND

    Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you fucking useless bastard.