Rude Leaving Card - Smelly Lunches

£3⁹⁹

Rude Leaving Card - "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" Funny Farewell Card

Say goodbye in style! This bold, hilarious leaving card is guaranteed to get huge laughs. Perfect for colleagues who appreciate brutally honest humour and aren't afraid of a cheeky message about their questionable lunch choices on their last day.

Celebrate their departure with this outrageous "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" greeting card. Combining vibrant, colourful design with hilariously rude humour, this premium quality card is the perfect way to make them laugh out loud and remember this farewell forever.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss cardstock for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a standard Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude leaving card is ideal for

Colleagues who love outrageous humour
Co-workers who appreciate a filthy joke
Team members who can take a laugh
Anyone who isn't afraid to receive a proper cheeky card

When you want more than just another boring leaving card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our funny rude cards have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Rude Leaving Card, Rude New Job Card
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky, Naughty Humour
Message	Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere

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UK Standard Delivery

Delivery starts from just 87p for Second Class. You can upgrade your delivery to a faster service, including tracked at checkout. All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.