New Rude Cards 🔥

Welcome to the newest additions to the Wottahoot family - fresh off the wrong'uns in design and ready to ruin someone's birthday in the best possible way.

This is where you'll find our latest rude birthday cards before anyone else does (I mean, that's utter shit, these aren't exclusive for you). But new designs land here regularly, so if you're after something nobody else has sent yet, you're in the right place. Sweary one-liners, filthy wordplay, and jokes that go exactly where you think they're going, all designed in-house and all guaranteed to get a reaction.

Whether you're after a new rude card for her, something outrageous for him, or a fresh insult for a mate hitting a milestone birthday, our new arrivals cover the lot. No repeats of the same tired jokes you've seen everywhere else, just proper, original filth.

Every card is printed on premium 300gsm gloss A5 card stock, blank inside so you can add your own message, with a white envelope included. 

New to Wottahoot? Boring cards are for boring people. Start here.