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Funny Father's Day Card - Dad You're In My Top Two Favourite Parents

£399

Funny Father's Day Card - Dad You're In My Top Two Favourite Parents

Technically a compliment. Probably. Dad's made the top two, which is more than most people can say. This one's for the dad who knows exactly what he's getting - appreciation, just with a bit of piss-taking on top.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:

  • The dad who gets the joke and will read it out to everyone
  • Families who communicate entirely through taking the mickey
  • Funny fathers day cards from son or daughter
  • Anyone who can't quite manage sincerity without a smirk

This funny Father's Day card delivers maximum love with minimum effort.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Father's Day
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Dad, you're certainly in my top two favourite parents

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.