Rude Retirement Card - "Pain In The Arse At Home" Funny Retirement Card

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Rude Retirement Card - "Pain In The Arse At Home" Funny Retirement Card

Retirement: finally getting to be a proper pain in the arse at home, full-time. No more sneaking annoyance in during weekends - now you've got 30 years to perfect it. Featuring a green design with bold lettering, this rude retirement card is the perfect send-off for anyone escaping work to become their partner's full-time headache.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude retirement card is ideal for:

Colleagues retiring from jobs
Friends hitting retirement age
Partners who finally get peace and quiet
Anyone who's dreamed of not working
Workplace celebrations and leaving dos

This rude retirement card celebrates the shift from part-time to full-time annoyance. It's funny because partners know it's true.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Retirement Card
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	You can now be a pain in the arse at home. Happy Retirement.

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.