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Rude 50th Birthday Card - Celebrating 50 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

£399

Rude 50th Birthday Card - Celebrating 50 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

Fifty years. Half a century. A full fifty rotations around the sun, consistent as ever. This rude 50th birthday card acknowledges the achievement properly — because making it to 50 while being exactly like this takes real dedication.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The 50-year-old who has been this way since before you knew them and is proud of it
  • Best mates you've been sending each other cards like this for decades
  • Rude 50th birthday cards for him or her
  • Anyone whose landmark birthday deserves a landmark send-off

This rude 30th birthday card is the milestone marker they actually deserve.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion 50th Birthday
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Celebrating 50 years of being a massive cunt

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.