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Rude 30th Birthday Card - Celebrating 30 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

£399

Rude 30th Birthday Card — Celebrating 30 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

Thirty whole years. Three decades of opinions, chaos, and being exactly like that. This rude 30th birthday card marks the occasion in the most fitting way possible — no balloons, no "you're still young", just the honest truth in big bold letters.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The mate who's been a massive cunt since you met them and you love them for it
  • 30th birthday cards for close friends who don't want anything soppy
  • The one turning 30 who can absolutely take a joke
  • Anyone whose 30s started exactly how their 20s left off
  • This funny birthday card is the most loving insult you can buy.

This rude 30th birthday card is the milestone marker they actually deserve.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion 30th Birthday
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Celebrating 30 years of being a massive cunt

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.