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Rude Get Well Card - "Attention Seeker" Funny Get Well Soon Card

£399

Rude Get Well Card - "Attention Seeker" Funny Get Well Soon Card

We all have that friend who documents every fucking sniffle on social media. This rude get well soon card celebrates their need for attention: "Here is the attention you're craving. Get well soon." Ideal for mates who use illness as an excuse to dominate social media, friends who tag themselves at hospitals for clout, and anyone whose recovery needs an audience. Featuring orange design, this rude get well card is a cheeky roast with actual well-wishes underneath.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Mates who overshare illness on social media
  • Friends who need audience for everything
  • People who tag themselves everywhere
  • Groups that roast attention-seekers
  • Anyone celebrating a dramatic recovery

This rude get well soon card is a gentle roast with actual support underneath. It's funny because it's true - some people really do need the attention.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Rude Get Well Soon Card
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Fuck me, you are so fucking old. Happy Birthday

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.