Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Old Underwear" Funny

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Old Underwear" Funny

Celebrate her birthday with pure, unapologetic rudeness. This bold rude birthday card for her features the hilariously insulting message "I've got underwear older than you said no one ever. Happy Birthday." - because sometimes the best way to mark another year is to take the piss out of how old she's getting. Perfect for women who love outrageous humour and aren't afraid of a cheeky jab about their age. Combining vibrant pink design with laugh-out-loud messaging, this is the kind of birthday card that gets passed around, shared on social media, and remembered for years.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Best friends who love outrageous humour
Sisters who appreciate a filthy joke
Colleagues who can take a laugh
Anyone who isn't afraid to receive a proper cheeky card

When you want more than just another boring birthday card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our rude cards for her have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	I've got underwear older than you said no one ever. Happy Birthday.

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.