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Funny Father's Day Card - Best Child A Dad Could Ever Wish For

£399

Funny Father's Day Card - Best Child A Dad Could Ever Wish For

Let's be honest - you're clearly the favourite. Dad might not say it out loud, but this card says it for you. Bold, bright, and straight to the point. Because boring cards are for boring people, and you're not boring, are you.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:

  • The one who was always obviously the favourite
  • Sons and daughters who like to remind everyone of their status
  • Father's Day cards for dad from child
  • Anyone who communicates love through piss-taking

This funny Father's Day card is the one he'll actually keep.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Father's Day
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message A card from the best child a dad could ever wish for

 

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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.

BORING CARDS ARE FOR BORING BASTARDS

  • 5 STAR FILTH

    Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real life daredevils like you who bought our rude cards and lived to tell the tale.

  • SEND DIRECT

    Add your own filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. (Well Royal Mail will) No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

  • NO FUCKING AROUND

    Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you fucking useless bastard.