Rude Birthday Card - "Any Old Cunt" Funny

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Any Old Cunt" Funny

This is the birthday card equivalent of a full-on roast. The message "I Would Not Buy A Card For Just Any Old Cunt. Happy Birthday" says everything you need to know about your friendship - you're not just any old friend, you're a special kind of problematic. Printed on a striking yellow design, this rude birthday card is pure friendship translated into greeting card form. It's the kind of card that gets read aloud at parties and becomes legendary.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Best mates with truly no filter
Friends who pride themselves on brutal honesty
Colleagues in offices with dark humour
Anyone who doesn't get easily offended
Groups where swearing is standard conversation

This rude birthday card is a declaration: out of all the cunts in the world, this person matters to you. It's explicit, it's cunty, and it's absolutely about friendship.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	Happy Birthday To You And Your Massive Tits

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.