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Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Massive Tits" Funny

£399

Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Massive Tits" Funny

This is a birthday card for women who are proud, funny, and don't take themselves seriously. Featuring the message "Happy Birthday To You And Your Massive Tits" on a vibrant pink design, this rude birthday card is a cheeky celebration of confidence and self-love. Whether it's actually accurate or completely fictional, the message lands the same way - with laughter. Perfect for mates who appreciate rude humour and know the difference between funny and mean.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Best friends who love rude banter
  • Sisters with a sense of humour
  • Partners and spouses
  • Anyone who celebrates their body confidently
  • Friend groups where body humour is normal

This rude birthday card celebrates friendship without filter. It's the greeting for women who know that real friends don't take the piss out of insecurities - they just celebrate you exactly as you are, with maximum cheek.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Happy Birthday To You And Your Massive Tits

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.