Funny Get Well Soon Card. Rude Get Well Card.

£3⁹⁹

When your friend, family member, or coworker is recovering from illness or surgery, sometimes the best medicine is laughter - even if it's a little inappropriate! This funny get well card delivers exactly the kind of dark humour that will have them laughing from their hospital bed.

Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of naughty humour, this funny get well card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for friends with a sense of humour and for those that aren’t afraid to laugh!

Key Features:

Bold and rude design
A5 size (This is a standard size stamp if you're sending by Royal Mail)
High-quality 300gsm gloss card
Blank inside (However, that just gives you more room for your own filthy message)
Includes a white envelope

Unlike traditional get well cards with flowers and puppies, this card gets straight to the point with its refreshingly honest message: "So Glad You Didn't Die." It's the perfect way to show you care while maintaining your reputation as the friend with the twisted sense of humour.

UK Standard Delivery

Delivery starts from just 87p for Second Class. You can upgrade your delivery to a faster service, including tracked at checkout. All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.