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Grandma's Flaps - Rude Christmas Card

£399

"Hope your Turkey isn't as dry as your Grandma's flaps" Rude Christmas Card - Cheeky and Funny Festive Card

Celebrate the festive season this year with humour and attitude! The perfect way to say Merry Christmas in a cheeky, unforgettable way. This colourful and rude festive card is printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card for a premium feel. Sized at A5, it includes a white envelope and arrives blank inside, giving you the freedom to write your own witty or downright filthy message inside.

Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of filthy festive humour, this funny Christmas card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for friends with a sense of humour and aren’t afraid to laugh!

Key Features:

  • Bold and rude design
  • A5 size (A standard size stamp if sending by Royal Mail)
  • High-quality 300gsm gloss card
  • Blank inside for your personalised message
  • Includes a white envelope

Make someone’s Christmas one to remember with this rude and hilarious card from Wottahoot!

UK Standard Delivery

Delivery starts from just 87p for Second Class. You can upgrade your delivery to a faster service, including tracked at checkout. All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.

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Hilarious card made everyone laugh 😆

Moira

Great quality card. Very funny.

Chloe

My mate loved it thank you

Suzanne

Great card, fast postage. Will be back for more as my mum pinched mine!

Zoe

It was my friends favourite card

Rachael