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  • Rude Birthday Card. Image of a rude birthday card with text reading "Another Bastard Birthday"

    Bastard

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  • Rude Card. Image of a rude card with text reading "Sorry for being a Grade-A Bellend"

    Bellend

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  • Rude Birthday Card. Image of a rude birthday card with text reading "Happy Birthday Bitch Tits"

    Bitch

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  • Celebrations

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  • Rude Card. Image of a rude card with text reading "Happy Anniversary Cock Throbber"

    Cock

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  • Rude Birthday Card. Image of a rude birthday card with text reading "Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face"

    Cunt

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  • Rude Card. Image of a rude card with text reading "Glad you got rid of that dickhead, congratulations"

    Dickhead

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  • Bold and Colourful Rude Birthday Card with Cheeky Message – A5 Size with White Envelope

    Flaps

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  • Rude Birthday Card. Image of a rude birthday card with text reading "Happy Birthday you beautiful fucking legend"

    Fuck

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  • Rude Ginger Birthday Cards. Image of a rude card with text reading "Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes"

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  • Rude Minge Birthday Card. Image of a rude card with text reading "Happy Birthday Minge Licker"

    Minge

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  • Rude Birthday Cards. Image of a rude card with text reading "It's your fucking birthday"

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  • Rude 18th Birthday Card. Image of a rude birthday card with text reading "18 years of being a fucking cunt"

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  • Rude 20th Birthday Card. Image of a rude birthday card with text reading "20 years of being a fucking cunt"

    Rude 20th Birthday Cards

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  • Rude 21st Birthday Card. Image of a rude birthday card with text reading "21 years of being a fucking bellend"

    Rude 21st Birthday Cards

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Wottahoot Rude Cards

Unleash your naughty side with our huge collection of rude cards from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright rude birthday cards. Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce, we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.

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