Rude Valentine's Day Card - Cock Out

£3⁹⁹

Celebrate Valentine's Day in a bold and cheeky way with this rude Valentine's card! Designed for the partner who loves a good laugh and isn't easily shocked, this hilariously inappropriate card gets straight to the point with the message "Get your cock out. Happy Valentine's Day" - guaranteed to make him laugh out loud. Printed on thick, 300gsm card stock with a luxurious finish, this cheeky Valentine's card demands attention with its vibrant colours and premium quality. Whether you want to add your own crude commentary or a surprisingly heartfelt message, it's blank inside giving you space to personalise this rude Valentine's card and make it extra special. Arriving ready to gift, this inappropriate Valentine's Day card comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy mailing or gifting. The boldly outrageous message is sure to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a hilarious reminder of your cheeky sense of humour. Perfect for boyfriends, husbands, partners who appreciate outrageously crude humour, and anyone who thinks traditional romantic cards are far too boring, this funny rude Valentine's card is the ultimate cheeky, offensive gift that says exactly what you're thinking. It's guaranteed to make his day magnificently rude.

💘 BOLD & CHEEKY VALENTINE'S CARD - Celebrate Valentine's Day with a wickedly funny card that demands "Get your cock out. Happy Valentine's Day" - the perfect outrageously rude gift for boyfriends, husbands and partners who love crude humour
💎 PREMIUM 300GSM CARD STOCK - This offensive Valentine's card is printed on thick, luxurious card stock with vibrant colours that demand attention, ensuring a high-quality, premium feel
✍️ BLANK INSIDE FOR A PERSONAL TOUCH - Whether you want to add your own cheeky commentary or a heartfelt message, the inside is blank, giving you space to truly personalise this rude Valentine's card
📦 ARRIVES READY TO GIFT - Comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy gifting or mailing, so this inappropriate Valentine's Day card is ready to make your partner's day magnificently offensive
😄 UNFORGETTABLE & MEMORABLE - The hilariously outrageous message on this Valentine's card is guaranteed to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a favourite conversation starter that never gets old

UK Standard Delivery

Delivery starts from just 87p for Second Class. You can upgrade your delivery to a faster service, including tracked at checkout. All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
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