{"product_id":"surprised-you-lasted-anniversary-card","title":"Rude Anniversary Card - \"Surprised You Two Lasted\"","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eRude Anniversary Card - \"Surprised You Two Lasted\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eUnlike the others in the range, this one isn't from one half of the couple to the other — it's for the mates and family watching from the sidelines, mildly stunned it's still going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Size\u003c\/strong\u003e - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e - Plenty of room to add your own personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Package\u003c\/strong\u003e - Includes crisp white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Statement Design\u003c\/strong\u003e - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis rude anniversary card is ideal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eMates who never thought this relationship would make it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFamily members happy to be proven wrong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAnyone gifting the couple a card that says what everyone's thinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFor the friends and family still mildly stunned it worked out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 100.087%; height: 156.75px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eA5 (148mm x 210mm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Material\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e300gsm Gloss Cardstock\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlank inside for a filthy personal message\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhite envelope included\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAnniversary for Him for Her\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFunny, Rude, Cheeky Humour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMessage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eI'm surprised you two have lasted so fucking long. Happy Anniversary.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003efunny anniversary card, sweary anniversary card, rude gift anniversary card, offensive anniversary card UK, Wottahoot anniversary card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wottahoot Rude Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57223498727748,"sku":"WHGC92187","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/2372\/8196\/files\/WottahootProduct1_ColourBack-6.jpg?v=1788897970","url":"https:\/\/wottahoot.co.uk\/products\/surprised-you-lasted-anniversary-card","provider":"Wottahoot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}