{"product_id":"sack-to-empty-christmas-card","title":"Rude Christmas Card for Her - Sack To Empty","description":"\u003cdiv data-snf=\"nke7rc\" data-sncf=\"1\" class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eRude Christmas Card for Her - Sack To Empty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSanta's got a big night ahead of him, and he's not the only one. This card is a festive heads-up for the woman in your life, with a not-so-subtle hint about what's waiting once the presents are opened. 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