{"product_id":"rude-cunt-birthday-card","title":"Rude Birthday Card - \"Any Old Cunt\" Funny","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\" data-sncf=\"1\" data-snf=\"nke7rc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eRude Birthday Card - \"Any Old Cunt\" Funny\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThis is the birthday card equivalent of a full-on roast. The message \"I Would Not Buy A Card For Just Any Old Cunt. Happy Birthday\" says everything you need to know about your friendship - you're not just any old friend, you're a special kind of problematic. Printed on a striking yellow design, this rude birthday card is pure friendship translated into greeting card form. It's the kind of card that gets read aloud at parties and becomes legendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Size\u003c\/strong\u003e - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e - Plenty of room to add your own personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Package\u003c\/strong\u003e - Includes crisp white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Statement Design\u003c\/strong\u003e - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis rude birthday card is ideal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eBest mates with truly no filter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFriends who pride themselves on brutal honesty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eColleagues in offices with dark humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAnyone who doesn't get easily offended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eGroups where swearing is standard conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThis rude birthday card is a declaration: out of all the cunts in the world, this person matters to you. It's explicit, it's cunty, and it's absolutely about friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.087%; height: 156.75px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eA5 (148mm x 210mm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Material\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e300gsm Gloss Cardstock\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlank inside for a filthy personal message\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhite envelope included\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBirthday for Him for Her\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFunny, Rude, Cheeky Humour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMessage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHappy Birthday To You And Your Massive Tits\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003erude birthday card • funny birthday card • offensive birthday card • adult humour greeting card • explicit greeting card • no holds barred birthday card • cheeky birthday card • rude greeting card • funny cards for friends • inappropriate birthday card • cunt greeting card • friendship birthday card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wottahoot Rude Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56678947488068,"sku":"WHGC16294","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/2372\/8196\/files\/WottahootProduct1_ColourBack_91030d2e-e848-4549-9b4a-4a55324f47a6.jpg?v=1776861356","url":"https:\/\/wottahoot.co.uk\/products\/rude-cunt-birthday-card","provider":"Wottahoot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}