{"product_id":"rude-christmas-gift-labels","title":"Rude Christmas Gift Labels - Cunty Mail (Pack of 5)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe wrapping paper usually says “Merry Christmas”. These labels let you add what you actually think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCunty Mail 24 is the only delivery service that tells the truth. Each label looks like a proper parcel label, then calls them a right cunt. It has Santa holding the sign, the CU10 NT92 postcode, a NAU-GHT tracking number and a “Do not open before the 25th, you impatient twat” warning along the bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThere’s a \u003cstrong\u003eShip To\u003c\/strong\u003e box for their name, so everyone knows exactly which cunt it’s for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScan to verify cunt status:\u003c\/strong\u003e the QR code really works. Whoever opens the present can scan it to have their cunt status officially verified, tracking history and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack of 5 labels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard 4 x 6 inch shipping label size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeel and stick, so no tape needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrite-on Ship To box for names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in the North East\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLabels only. Obviously the fucking box isn’t included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStick one on every present under the tree, or save one for that person who shakes all their presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNovelty gift labels for wrapping only. Cunty Mail will not deliver your parcels, however nicely you ask.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wottahoot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57461722612036,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/2372\/8196\/files\/Shippping-Label-Mockup---4.jpg?v=1791902296","url":"https:\/\/wottahoot.co.uk\/products\/rude-christmas-gift-labels","provider":"Wottahoot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}