{"product_id":"rude-christmas-cards-multipack","title":"The Naughty List Multi-Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHere are ten filthy Christmas cards to get you through the whole season. They cover family, mates, the workmates who can take it, and that one cousin who definitely can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSort the lot in one go. Then spend December doing something more useful, like getting absolutely fucking smashed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanta Said You're a Ho Ho Ho\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm Starting to Feel Festive as Fuck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanta Told Me You're a Cunt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMary Was a Slag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet's Hope Your Turkey Isn't as Dry as Your Old Flaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet's Celebrate by Getting Absolutely Fucking Smashed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePop Your Knob into My Fanny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanta Isn't the Only One with a Sack to Empty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrom One Festive Cunt to Another\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCunts Are for Life, Not Just for Christmas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10 x A5 cards, 300gsm gloss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own personal abuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite envelopes included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Newcastle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Wottahoot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57372539420996,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/2372\/8196\/files\/Product-Multi-Pack-10pack.jpg?v=1791031372","url":"https:\/\/wottahoot.co.uk\/products\/rude-christmas-cards-multipack","provider":"Wottahoot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}