{"product_id":"rude-birthday-card-get-off-our-tits","title":"Rude Birthday Card - It's Time To Get Off Our Tits For Your Birthday","description":"\u003cdiv data-snf=\"nke7rc\" data-sncf=\"1\" class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eRude Birthday Card - It's Time To Get Off Our Tits For Your Birthday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSome birthdays deserve a polite card. This isn't one of them. This one's for the person whose birthday is basically a formal instruction to go out, get absolutely ruined, and worry about it tomorrow. You're not encouraging anything. 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