{"product_id":"rude-60th-birthday-card-massive-cunt","title":"Rude 60th Birthday Card - Celebrating 60 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt","description":"\u003cdiv data-snf=\"nke7rc\" data-sncf=\"1\" class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eRude 60th Birthday Card - Celebrating 60 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSixty years of life, and every single one of them lived exactly like this. This rude 60th birthday card skips the gold watches and 'best years ahead' nonsense and gets straight to the point. 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height: 156.75px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eA5 (148mm x 210mm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Material\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e300gsm Gloss Cardstock\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlank inside for a filthy personal message\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; 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