{"product_id":"knobhead-birthday-cake","title":"Funny Birthday Card - On Special Days Knobheads Get Cake","description":"\u003cdiv data-snf=\"nke7rc\" data-sncf=\"1\" class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eFunny Birthday Card - On Special Days Like Today Knobheads Like You Get Cake\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eNot everyone gets cake. Just the knobheads. And today, that's you. This is the birthday card that sits right in the sweet spot - cheeky enough to raise a laugh, mild enough that you could probably get away with giving it to your boss. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Size\u003c\/strong\u003e - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e - Plenty of room to add your own personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Package\u003c\/strong\u003e - Includes crisp white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Statement Design\u003c\/strong\u003e - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis rude birthday card is ideal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe friend who is lovably, undeniably a bit of a knobhead\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWorkmates and colleagues you want to wind up on their birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFunny birthday cards that are cheeky without going full nuclear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eHim or her - knobheads come in all shapes and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThis funny birthday card is the one everyone at the party wants to read out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 100.087%; height: 156.75px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eA5 (148mm x 210mm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCard Material\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e300gsm Gloss Cardstock\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlank inside for a filthy personal message\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhite envelope included\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBirthday for Him for Her\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFunny, Rude, Cheeky Humour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.83%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMessage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.9071%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOn special days like today, knobheads like you get cake. 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