{"product_id":"betty-beef-curtains-birthday-card","title":"Rude Birthday Card for Her - Betty Beef Curtains","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eRude Birthday Card - \"Betty Beef Curtains\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eEvery friendship group has a Betty Beef Curtains. She's the one who says the unsayable, laughs louder than anyone at the table and would be genuinely gutted if you sent her something with a watercolour kitten on it. 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