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A soppy card isn't going to cut it. Our rude birthday cards for husbands are funny, sweary and exactly the kind of thing he'll actually laugh at — not pretend to laugh at while secretly judging the picture of two doves on the front. A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"absolute-thunder-cunt-birthday-card","title":"Rude Birthday Card - Thunder Cunt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\" data-sncf=\"1\" data-snf=\"nke7rc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-snf=\"nke7rc\" data-sncf=\"1\" class=\"kb0PBd cvP2Ce ieodic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"VwiC3b yXK7lf lVm3ye r025kc hJNv6b Hdw6tb\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRude Birthday Card - Cheeky and Funny Greeting Card - Thunder Cunt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate their birthday with humour and attitude! The perfect way to say \u003cem\u003ehappy birthday\u003c\/em\u003e in a cheeky, and unforgettable way. This colourful and rude birthday card is printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card for a premium feel. Sized at A5, it includes a white envelope and arrives blank inside, however that just gives you the freedom to add your own downright filthy message inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for those who appreciate a bit of naughty humour, this funny birthday card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for friends with a sense of humour and for those that aren’t afraid to laugh! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold and rude design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 size (This is a standard size stamp if you're sending by Royal Mail)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality 300gsm gloss card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside(However, that just gives you more room for your own filthy message)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a white envelope \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate their birthday in style with this rude, cheeky, and absolutely hilarious birthday card from Wottahoot! Perfect for adding laughter to their big day, this bold and unforgettable card is sure to be a hit. Whether you're looking to surprise a friend, sibling, or colleague, this funny rude birthday card is the ultimate way to make them laugh out loud. 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Happy Birthday.\" This rude birthday card delivers the honest, brutal truth with maximum impact.  Perfect for mates who've hit the point where age jokes are basically facts. 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